Ok, so Kinja is a Vintage car

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10/17/2013 at 11:00 • Filed to: None

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What is it's country or origin?

What is the drive train and body style?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Casper > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:00

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As often as it's broken it has to be British or Italian...


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:00

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It's italian because it breaks all the time.


Kinja'd!!! ddavidn > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:02

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It's from Elbonia.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Casper
10/17/2013 at 11:02

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...as license-built by the Dutch, and guest workers from maybe Slovenia. In other words, internal agreement and consistency can suck it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Jayhawk Jake
10/17/2013 at 11:02

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and we still like it even though it might not work today.


Kinja'd!!! desertdog5051 > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:03

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Never-Never Land.


Kinja'd!!! AbigGRNboot > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:03

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Derpmanistan.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:04

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Hell.


Kinja'd!!! PRBot II > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:04

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Facepalmistan.


Kinja'd!!! Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna > Luke's Dad Sold His 2000TL To Get a Sienna
10/17/2013 at 11:04

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or "Styled by Mazda, built by Alfa Romeo." HURHUR.


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:22

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As of right now I'd say Kinja is something designed by British Leyland, made in the USSR by polish slaves supervised by a couple of drunk as F&%# Italians that dropped out of a French early 60's engineering school before they even got started. Maybe throw in a little dash of Chinese knock offs while we're at it. Oh yeah, not ONE of the blokes who made the car understands anything anyone else on the team says.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh
10/17/2013 at 11:24

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I'm going to mark you down as misc.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:25

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I'm throwing in another vote for British.

People love the styling and driving them. When it works and isn't on fire.

They do seem to have an issue with wiring as well.


Kinja'd!!! SpeedSix > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:27

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Has to be a roadster because leaky and hard to raise top problems


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
10/17/2013 at 11:28

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I think Leyland and Lucas describes kinja pretty well


Kinja'd!!! Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:29

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Shit, forgot about the engine and stuff... It'd be a North-Korean rip off of a Saab inline-three-cylinder two-stroke engine, driving the front left tyre. Body style? Hmm.. I'd say it'd be a 2 door hatch, as in one door for the driver and the boot/hatch.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:44

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YUP

That's what I was getting at.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > CalzoneGolem
10/17/2013 at 11:59

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It's fun and it's constantly broken, so it's a classic Italian roadster. Prolly an Alfa.